Wojak Wong Fictional demo character

@WojakWong_demo · X · Everything I buy dumps — but with sincerity

L2 self-published Unclaimed · This is me → claim Methodology v0.1

GHOST LAMP ×6MOUTH ≠ WALLET ×2💎 Diamond Hands ×5🕯️ Ghost Lamp Call of the Week ×2🏃 Speedrun Exit ×2🫡 Disclosed🚌 Early Bus ×1

30D Say-Do Score75n = 8

T Fair timing 98

H Holding 78

F Follower PnL 19

S Skin in game 100

30D hit rate -27%7d close ≥ call price 0%90D Say-Do 77 (n=11)📸 Hindsight Hero ×0 (not scored)

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Say vs Do timelineSAY VS DO

Top: what they said. Bottom: what the wallet did. The axis runs from 72h before to 7 days after the call.

PENDING WAITING ON 7 DAYS

SAY 2026-10-12 11:00 UTC · X (demo post)

I don't think $SAMPLEBEAR is done. NFA, DYOR (I hold this)

Call price $0.000025824h -5.7%Followers 7d pending

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
💪 No selling in the first 24h

🫡 Disclosed

Call score pendingT 100 · H 100 · F — · S 100Evidence + card →

GHOST LAMP CALLED IT · WENT SOUTH

SAY 2026-10-06 12:00 UTC · X (demo post)

No $SAMPLEBEAR bag = future regret (not financial advice)

Call price $0.000034724h +4.0%Followers 7d -30%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+9h 5%−

77d

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
↘️ Sold 5% 9h after the call
Still holding 95% after 7 days

💎 Diamond Hands 95%🕯️ Ghost Lamp Call of the Week -30%

Call score 77T 100 · H 100 · F 7 · S 100Evidence + card →

MOUTH ≠ WALLET SAID ONE THING · WALLET DID ANOTHER

SAY 2026-10-03 17:00 UTC · X (demo post)

I don't think $SAMPLEOWL is done. NFA, DYOR (I hold this)

Call price $3.07024h +11%Followers 7d -29%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+16h 87%−

77d

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
🏃 Sold 87% 16h after the call
Still holding 10% after 7 days

🏃 Speedrun Exit 87%🫡 Disclosed🕯️ Ghost Lamp Call of the Week -29%

Call score 50T 100 · H 10 · F 8 · S 100Evidence + card →

GHOST LAMP CALLED IT · WENT SOUTH

SAY 2026-10-02 12:00 UTC · X (demo post)

Missed the last one? $SAMPLEMOON is your second chance

Call price $0.0010324h +6.9%Followers 7d -6.9%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+9h 2%−

77d

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
↘️ Sold 2% 9h after the call
Still holding 99% after 7 days

💎 Diamond Hands 99%

Call score 85T 100 · H 100 · F 40 · S 100Evidence + card →

GHOST LAMP CALLED IT · WENT SOUTH

SAY 2026-09-29 01:00 UTC · X (demo post)

Love this $SAMPLEBEAR setup. Boarding now (I hold this)

Call price $0.000061724h -2.3%Followers 7d -44%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+-26h

+14h 5%−

77d

🚌 Got in 26h before the call at $0.0000432 (-30% vs call price)
↘️ Sold 5% 14h after the call
Still holding 99% after 7 days

💎 Diamond Hands 99%🚌 Early Bus 26h🫡 Disclosed

Call score 70T 80 · H 100 · F 3 · S 100Evidence + card →

GHOST LAMP CALLED IT · WENT SOUTH

SAY 2026-09-26 04:00 UTC · X (demo post)

$SAMPLEFROG chart so pretty I want to frame it 📈 (I hold this)

Call price $0.000062624h +6.3%Followers 7d -4.4%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+12h 20%−

77d

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
↘️ Sold 20% 12h after the call
Still holding 35% after 7 days

🫡 Disclosed

Call score 77T 100 · H 70 · F 44 · S 100Evidence + card →

MOUTH ≠ WALLET SAID ONE THING · WALLET DID ANOTHER

SAY 2026-09-24 06:00 UTC · X (demo post)

$SAMPLEFISH chart so pretty I want to frame it 📈

Call price $0.026324h +3.9%Followers 7d -28%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+16h 65%−

77d

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
🏃 Sold 65% 16h after the call
Still holding 19% after 7 days

🏃 Speedrun Exit 65%

Call score 59T 100 · H 40 · F 9 · S 100Evidence + card →

GHOST LAMP CALLED IT · WENT SOUTH

SAY 2026-09-21 15:00 UTC · X (demo post)

Aped $SAMPLEAPE. Do not copy me 😂 (I hold this)

Call price $0.000052124h -6.6%Followers 7d -25%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+7h 5%−

77d

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
↘️ Sold 5% 7h after the call
Still holding 91% after 7 days

💎 Diamond Hands 91%🫡 Disclosed

Call score 78T 100 · H 100 · F 11 · S 100Evidence + card →

GHOST LAMP CALLED IT · WENT SOUTH

SAY 2026-09-20 12:00 UTC · X (demo post)

Aped $SAMPLEAPE. Do not copy me 😂

Call price $0.000048924h +6.6%Followers 7d -15%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+15h 5%−

77d

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
↘️ Sold 5% 15h after the call
Still holding 92% after 7 days

💎 Diamond Hands 92%

Call score 82T 100 · H 100 · F 27 · S 100Evidence + card →

GHOST LAMP CALLED IT · WENT SOUTH

SAY 2026-09-16 05:00 UTC · X (demo post)

No $SAMPLEFROG bag = future regret (not financial advice) (I hold this)

Call price $0.000071924h +5.8%Followers 7d -5.6%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+16h 5%−

77d

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
↘️ Sold 5% 16h after the call
Still holding 92% after 7 days

💎 Diamond Hands 92%🫡 Disclosed

Call score 85T 100 · H 100 · F 41 · S 100Evidence + card →

GHOST LAMP CALLED IT · WENT SOUTH

SAY 2026-09-12 08:00 UTC · X (demo post)

$SAMPLEFISH bottom confirmed (I think)

Call price $0.031724h -3.3%Followers 7d -18%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+9h 5%−

77d

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
↘️ Sold 5% 9h after the call
Still holding 91% after 7 days

💎 Diamond Hands 91%

Call score 80T 100 · H 100 · F 21 · S 100Evidence + card →

BRIGHT LAMP CALLED IT · PAID OFF

SAY 2026-08-18 12:00 UTC · X (demo post)

I don't think $SAMPLEFISH is done. NFA, DYOR (I hold this)

Call price $0.011224h -4.4%Followers 7d +27%

DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)

!call

+4h 5%−

77d

✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
↘️ Sold 5% 4h after the call
Still holding 95% after 7 days

💎 Diamond Hands 95%🫡 Disclosed

Call score 93T 100 · H 100 · F 72 · S 100Evidence + card →

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