LIVE · real market prices (DexScreener) · not linked to any demo callLIVE real prices · not demo
$BONK $0.00000295 -3.5%$WIF $0.1979 -1.1%$POPCAT $0.0450 -3.7%$BOME $0.000644 -4.5%$MEW $0.000412 -2.9%$PNUT $0.0446 -2.8%$GOAT $0.0146 -4.4%$FARTCOIN $0.1486 -3.7%$MOODENG $0.0375 -2.4%$CHILLGUY $0.0101 +3.9%$TRUMP $1.750 -3.9%$PENGU $0.00745 -1.3%$GIGA $0.00190 -1.7%$MICHI $0.000623 -0.3%$USELESS $0.1552 -6.1%$SPX $0.3544 +4.0%$BONK $0.00000295 -3.5%$WIF $0.1979 -1.1%$POPCAT $0.0450 -3.7%$BOME $0.000644 -4.5%$MEW $0.000412 -2.9%$PNUT $0.0446 -2.8%$GOAT $0.0146 -4.4%$FARTCOIN $0.1486 -3.7%$MOODENG $0.0375 -2.4%$CHILLGUY $0.0101 +3.9%$TRUMP $1.750 -3.9%$PENGU $0.00745 -1.3%$GIGA $0.00190 -1.7%$MICHI $0.000623 -0.3%$USELESS $0.1552 -6.1%$SPX $0.3544 +4.0%
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🧪 How we scoreMETHODOLOGY v0.1

Rule #1: every joke has a number behind it. Labels describe the verifiable behaviour or outcome of one call — never a person's character or motives.

⚠️ Preview limits: KOLs, posts and wallet trades are all fictional demos generated from a fixed seed (reproducible). Demo calls only use fictional tokens ($SAMPLE, $SAMPLEDOG…) on a made-up SAMPLECHAIN, with simulated daily prices, so no demo character is ever linked to a real coin. The only real market data on the site is the clearly labelled live ticker (DexScreener / GeckoTerminal). Production will use real calls and the volume-weighted price in the first minute after the call.

1. Definitions

  • Call time t₀: when the post / message went out.
  • Call price P₀: first price after t₀ (preview: that day's close).
  • Follower 7-day result r₇ = P(t₀ + 7d close) ÷ P₀ − 1. We use the close, not the high — no "sold the top in my dreams" bias.

2. Wallet verification levels

LevelSourceScored?
L1 ClaimedKOL signs with the wallet + verifies their X / TG identity✅
L2 Self-publishedAn address the KOL posted themselves in their X bio / posts / TG channel (evidence link saved)✅
L3 Third-party tagLabels from other platforms❌ lead only
L4 On-chain inferenceFunding-flow heuristics❌ not used in phase 1

3. Four sub-scores per call (0–100)

Sub-scoreMeasuresRule
T Fair timingDid they get in cheap in the 72h before calling?No pre-buy or entry ≥ 0.9×P₀ → 100; 10–100% in profit at call → 60; 100–500% → 30; >500% → 0. Disclosed holding: +20 (max 100)
H Holding% sold in the 24h after the call0–20% → 100; 20–50% → 70; 50–80% → 40; >80% → 10
F Follower PnLBought at the call price — how is it 7 days later?Percentile of r₇ among all calls in the same period × 100
S Skin in the gameDid verified wallets hold it at call time?Yes → 100; No → 40; no verified wallet → not scored

4. Totals

Call score = 0.30·T + 0.30·H + 0.25·F + 0.15·S (missing parts re-weighted)

Say-Do Score = (n × mean call score + m × μ) ÷ (n + m), m = 10, μ = mean of all calls in the window (30D μ = 77).

No verified wallet → T, H and S can't be measured, so no Say-Do Score; we only show "all talk, no wallet" plus hit rate.

Hit rate is shown separately and never mixed into the Say-Do Score: 7-day median return, and the share of calls whose 7-day close ≥ call price. Translation: you can be very honest and pick terribly, or vice versa.

5. Label dictionary (every label has an objective trigger)

LabelTriggerNumber shown on card
💎 Diamond HandsVerified wallets still hold ≥ 90% seven days after the call% still held
🚌 Early BusVerified wallet bought within 72h BEFORE the call (we describe the trade, we don't guess why)hours early, entry vs call price
🏃 Speedrun ExitSold ≥ 50% within 24h after the call% sold, hours after
🗣️ All Talk, No WalletThe called token never shows up in any verified walletnumber of verified wallets
📸 Hindsight HeroA brag post that first mentions the token after it already did ≥ 100% (not scored)gain at first mention
🕯️ Ghost Lamp Call of the WeekWorst 7-day result of all calls this week (tags the call, not the person)7-day return
💡 Bright Lamp of the WeekBest median 7-day return this week AND a 30-day Say-Do Score ≥ 70median return, sample size
🫡 DisclosedLabelled the ad (#ad) or said they already hold itwhat was disclosed

5b. One stamp per call

StampCondition (checked in order)
BRIGHT LAMP CALLED IT · PAID OFFPost and wallet matched, and buyers at the call price were up after 7 days
GHOST LAMP CALLED IT · WENT SOUTHPost and wallet matched, but buyers at the call price were down after 7 days
MOUTH ≠ WALLET SAID ONE THING · WALLET DID ANOTHERThe post said buy or hold, but verified wallets sold ≥ 50% within 24h — or never bought at all
PENDING WAITING ON 7 DAYSNot 7 days yet, no result
ALL TALK NO VERIFIED WALLETThis KOL has no verified wallet, so we can't compare

"Mouth ≠ Wallet" is checked first: verified wallets sold ≥ 50% within 24h, or never bought. Otherwise the 7-day result decides: ≥ 0 is a Bright Lamp, < 0 is a Ghost Lamp. A stamp is about that one call, not the person.

6. Wording rules (all languages)

  1. Labels describe one call, not a person. ✅ "Sold 62% three hours after this call"
  2. Every number links to evidence (tx hash, original post).
  3. "Ghost lamp" only ever describes a call's result — a bad-luck joke, not an accusation.
  4. We never use words that accuse anyone of bad motives or crimes, in any language. An automated check blocks them on every page.
  5. Any methodology change bumps the version and gets a public changelog; old cards keep the version they were made with.

7. Things we don't do

  • No bots auto-replying, @-mentioning or DMing on X
  • No scraping X, no buying X data (preview)
  • No share rewards, points or giveaways
  • No copy-trading, no "KOL just bought" alerts; production delays wallet moves ≥ 30 minutes
  • Phase 1: no partnerships, no referrals, no token

8. Data sources

DataSourcePreview status
Live ticker (top of page only)DexScreener public API + GeckoTerminal daily OHLCV (free, no key)✅ real · labelled · 2026-10-17, 09:12:38 Vancouver time (PT)
Demo tokens & their prices$SAMPLE… on SAMPLECHAIN, simulated (fixed seed)⚠️ fictional · not a real coin
KOL list, postsProduction: KOLs' own public posts / TG channels⚠️ fictional demo
Wallet tradesProduction: Solana history of L1/L2 wallets⚠️ fictional demo

9. Changelog

  • v0.1 (2026-10-17): first preview, implements spec §8; P₀ uses the daily close; entry bar 7D ≥ 2, 30D/90D ≥ 5. Site available in English, 简体中文 and 한국어.

For entertainment and research only. Not financial advice.