$SAMPLEAPE call receipts
GHOST LAMP CALLED IT · WENT SOUTH
SAY 2026-09-23 11:00 UTC · X (demo post)No $SAMPLEAPE bag = future regret (not financial advice) #ad (I hold this)
Call price $0.000047924h +3.0%Followers 7d -20%
DO demo trades (not real tx hashes)
!call
+23h 5%−
77d
✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price)
↘️ Sold 5% 23h after the call
Still holding 96% after 7 days
💎 Diamond Hands 96%🫡 Disclosed #ad

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Evidence + mathRECEIPTS
| Item | Value | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Call text | No $SAMPLEAPE bag = future regret (not financial advice) #ad (I hold this) | ⚠️ Demo post (fictional). Production links to the original post / official embed |
| Call time t₀ | 2026-09-23 11:00 UTC | Demo |
| Token | $SAMPLEAPE · SAMPLECHAIN | Fictional demo token · no contract, not tradable |
| Call price P₀ | $0.0000479 | Simulated demo price (fixed seed) |
| 24h / 7d close | $0.0000493 (+3.0%) / $0.0000382 (-20%) | Simulated daily close |
| Wallet actions | ✅ No buy in the 72h before the call (or entry ≥ 0.9 × call price) ↘️ Sold 5% 23h after the call Still holding 96% after 7 days | ⚠️ Demo trades (not real hashes); production links each to Solscan |
| Sub-scores | T 100 · H 100 · F 17 · S 100 | 🧪 How we score |
| Call score | 79 = 0.30T + 0.30H + 0.25F + 0.15S (missing parts re-weighted) | v0.1 |